This is a special Sunday post because this was too good to keep it to myself. I found this through a random friend-request via MySpace from a guy who was an unabashed Juggalo. This essay was written by his girlfriend who, as you will learn, is down with the clown 4 life. What is printed below is exactly how it was written. Nothing has been changed.
(Note: none of the photos reproduced here are of the person who wrote this. They were all easily found via the Interweb.)
What is a Juggalo? Many people often believe that Juggalos & Juggalettes are just another name for fans of Insane Clown Posse. Being a Juggalo is much more than liking the music; it is a way of life. A fan is someone who only likes the music either because it’s the fad right now, or because they want to conform. Fans don’t see the true message of the music, just the outer layer. Fans are quick to forget you as soon as the next big sensation comes along. They also will hound ICP for autographs and see them only as big famous stars. A Juggalo is one who lives their life by the hatchet. In other words, they believe in the true meaning behind ICP’s songs try to live by J and Shaggy’s preachings. Juggalos are down with the clown for life, and will never turn their back on ICP because they are said to be “uncool.” A Juggalo will always have another’s back, and speak their piece no matter how harsh. If a Juggalo ever came face to face with ICP, they’d see them as another Juggalo not something rare and famous. They wouldn’t instantly whip out the autograph collection, but treat them as one of their own. A Juggalo knows the Dark Carnival is about God. When it was revealed in the Shangri-La album, some Juggalos turned their back on ICP. Of course now that means, only the true Juggalos remain. They are dedicated to Psychopathic forever whats up my names mindy im a juggalette.illv been down for about six years.i gradually gotten into the dark carnival over the years,but still has always been down.ill be down with the clown for life nigga.hell yeay now thats what im talking about,ya dig.juggalette for life straight up.i currently have black hair, blue eyes, 5’3. im very easily inspired by music and art work. im a very nice but bitchy person who every body loves.lol. you know you do dont lie. I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Juggalo Society, And To The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!! Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one you fuck with all we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and dont say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Wicked Clowns and all they stand for, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes stand firm and always be ready. Our Father of Shangri-La Hallowed be thy name If the world turns over save me From Thy fiery rain Keep me pure Keep me clean As the lotus grows I ask you for forgiveness Save me from the crows Pass this on if your down with Wicked Clowns
heroes:courtney love, nancy spungen courtney love is strong women & inspires me live & scream,if she can go through this so can i.shes an amazing vocalist & a extremely talented song writer.i think she is the most beautifull women,even before any of her surgeries.she inspires me to be confident no matter who putts me down.she makes me proud of who i am.she makes me want to express my self no matter if some ones not down with what im cool with.she inspires me to not GIVE A FUCK!!!also to stand up for what i believe in & what i think is right.her lyrics are the way i feel & i can definatly relate to the words she speaks.
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Their poor, poor parents.
Once I heard how legitimately tame ICP’s music was, it made the juggalo thing that much harder to stomach. And in 2008? It can’t be anything other than a big joke.
There is a type of rap music from Baton Rouge known as Jiggalo or Jig. I’ve never heard it but it is said to be very fast and influenced by ecstasy, which is apparently a the drug of choice at Baton Rouge clubs. I hope Jiggalo sounds better than this Juggalo bullshit. Can’t these kids just listen to Black Metal or something if they want to put on all that makeup?
This is just like , you know, Napoleon, you know, and the Roman Empire. Whenever you’re on top there’s always these people trying to knock you down. I just have this to say to you people: jealousy will get you nowhere.
whanabe ass bitch made mother fuckin pussys is all a juggalo is
Gaaayest shit i’ve ever heard.. Its just another band.
I’m a juggalette. The first part of that was very cool. After that it all went downhill… It depresses me that most juggla can’t be as literate as I, but whatever I guess. If you feel like contacting me you can reach me at Izraphel@yahoo.com. Thanks.
-The Amazing Doctor Alcatraz
Someone wise once said, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.”
Now with that said, before you guys begin trashing the juggalo way of life, why not research it and find out what it really represents to be a juggalo or juggalette?
The only thing you show from thrashing it is your ignorance and incompetence to respect the life that others choose to lead.
Being a juggalo means you are a brainwashed trend whore. ICP claims to be anti mainstream anti societal anti corporate and the like. They are nothing more then a band that is able to tame and brainwash its fans into believing they are a special and unique snowflake by buying into all of their illiterate rhetoric and purchasing their movies and merch. Be your own individual don’t allow your music of famous people define who you are.