Traffic has always been steady, if not really overwhelming, here at 24hourpartypooper.com. I found out a couple of days ago that throughout the whole of last year there were 17,000 unique visitors here. Sure, that’s nothing, really, in Internet terms but it sounds like a lot if you think in terms of donuts or pots of coffee or something enjoyable.

The thing is, though, I have no idea who you people are.  Do you know who you are? Please vote below so I can tell what the hell is going on.